Cockneyrebel was always a male.......no doubts.......VERY assertive and NO spelling mistakes!
Ah but being from Mars we don't speak English.
I actually think I should have taken my invisible friend to the assessment, but alas they are in a different time zone and don't speak English either. never ever say that to a psychiatrist unless you want inclusive bed and board.
Hello @Sam_Scope Hope you have recovered and hope you are feeling OK. Take it easy please. Always have care and concern. You do a great job and excellent work Well feel absolutely stupid and embarrassed. Got a new car and straight away had problems starting it.
Read the manual back to front yet straight away would not start. Why ? What have I done. Anyway been to telephone RAC and after 3hours or more. The lad arrived from RAC said this what you do.
Just reading manual and he said press brake pedal and then start it up. Not like the cars I have before. Have automatic new thing I have learnt . Read very carefully car manuals not very clear. He said not be silly a lot of automatics people have problems with.
Has a smart key and do not need a key to start it up. Just a button. The key has smart intelligence. Would you believe it why stupid Spiceman.
Which it has now started every body hip hip hurrah Then all went crazy he said the buttons and whistles flashing away. Realised his knees hitting buttons causing malfunctions. Cars and The Spiceman not a good mix.
Which it has now started every body hip hip hurrah Then all went crazy he said the buttons and whistles flashing away. Realised his knees hitting buttons causing malfunctions. Cars and The Spiceman not a good mix.
Bouquets of roses for my favourite ladies
Take care
You and your car situation made me chuckle, I know you were stressed by it but it’s funny, sorry not laughing at you just the situation, push the button @thespiceman
Hello ladies good evening just dropped in the buttons failed on my super suit again.
Any way here to press buttons send flowers for any body feeling blue.
Question who sang Girls on Film @Victoriad Duran Duran just double check the big red book of musical knowledge I have.
In reply the cars working found more switches and buttons in the car today have not a Scooby what that is. I know I asked for an ejector seat for passengers who are annoying
ZORRO
He did three blacks marks with his sword and and a mask and cloak as well.
Hello ladies good evening just dropped in the buttons failed on my super suit again.
Any way here to press buttons send flowers for any body feeling blue.
Question who sang Girls on Film @Victoriad Duran Duran just double check the big red book of musical knowledge I have.
In reply the cars working found more switches and buttons in the car today have not a Scooby what that is. I know I asked for an ejector seat for passengers who are annoying
ZORRO
He did three blacks marks with his sword and and a mask and cloak as well.
Hi @thespiceman, I’m sure you’ll get to grips with your car soon, push the buttons
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I actually think I should have taken my invisible friend to the assessment, but alas they are in a different time zone and don't speak English either.
never ever say that to a psychiatrist unless you want inclusive bed and board.
At least now if anyone says it to me, I reply apparently not got the paperwork to prove it.
Because we have that. Preferred over white stuff as that messed up my how to do. But I can't plan anyway, it's just worse if white!
Nite nite.
CR
im back and thanks for the messages and mentions.
im not letting anyone beat me.
English
thanks I saw that , and thank you x
re my last post re win - that was what was being vetted, lol.
Book
thanks I saw that , and thank you x
re my last post re win - that was what was being vetted, lol.
Book
SMART
phone
ladies you must be busy today, missing you here
Any way that's life as Frank Sinatra once said. Although more like a day to remember. Victor Meldrew and Frank Spencer related must be.
Called RAC been nearly three hours plus waiting. My house and now home waiting for these people. Just got a call now to say another 45 minutes.
So if you don't mind Susan can I come out to play.
TUNE
oh I do hope it’s fixed soon.
and yes your allowed out to play
Fine
SPEED
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Read the manual back to front yet straight away would not start. Why ? What have I done. Anyway been to telephone RAC and after 3hours or more. The lad arrived from RAC said this what you do.
Just reading manual and he said press brake pedal and then start it up. Not like the cars I have before. Have automatic new thing I have learnt . Read very carefully car manuals not very clear. He said not be silly a lot of automatics people have problems with.
Has a smart key and do not need a key to start it up. Just a button. The key has smart intelligence. Would you believe it why stupid Spiceman.
Any way have I hoped a very valuable lesson.
Take care
Senior online community officer
glad the cars is working ok
i found it, it’s me, heads mince. Iv replied x
I know random, but someone is doing their grass.
MY CAR
Which it has now started every body hip hip hurrah Then all went crazy he said the buttons and whistles flashing away. Realised his knees hitting buttons causing malfunctions. Cars and The Spiceman not a good mix.
Bouquets of roses for my favourite ladies
Take care
Cut grass (smell)
And goodnight
good night all
Nite nite
wide awake
Song
Just wondering is your building snow men today
its to very heavy snow here
tantrum
Any way here to press buttons send flowers for any body feeling blue.
Question who sang Girls on Film @Victoriad Duran Duran just double check the big red book of musical knowledge I have.
In reply the cars working found more switches and buttons in the car today have not a Scooby what that is. I know I asked for an ejector seat for passengers who are annoying
ZORRO
He did three blacks marks with his sword and and a mask and cloak as well.
mask
I just do want to press the wrong buttons am a kind modest gentleman you know.
VISAGE
irresponsible